Saturday, December 04, 2010

Hide the Hellmann's!

Just to show America has sunk to a new low in what this country decides is worthy of fame: The Kardashians girls told Conan they put mayo on their vajajays so that they are shiny. All day I've had this awful image in my head. So many jokes, so much grossness. READ A BOOK!

To combat this trauma, Dish drank like a fish (which means one full glass of wine and some scotch), partying with party animals twice her age.

Am considering watching Mary Reilly again, which happens about once every five years. Sadly, never made it through the whole thing even though it is Julia.

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