I'd like to wish a Happy Birthday to my favorite lardass, Steven Seagal! He acts, he sings, he kicks butt, he sires tons of children, he meditates. To honor his beloved fatness I'm watching Today You Die, which brings me to Jesus, who died today 2009 years ago. Oh wait, no-1976 years ago. Why is that Good Friday? Must not dwell on the negative. Maybe just a little more negativity: Dish might have lost all her electronic data--all photos, 6 novels, 10 screenplays, all email, all letters, business invoices, backup system. How do I cope? Quartering chocolate bunnies. Also, I plan to find a Nerf bat and some cute stuffed animals and I'm going to hit the hell out of them.
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