Monday, April 06, 2009

Star Sighting

5:20, 15th and 7th Avenue: Tonight, I encountered beauty itself. I've waited twelve years to run into this goddess. She's little with hair as red as mine and a gorgeous face. I wanted to thank her for all her good works, for Bull Durham and for making me see how nuns can be sexy. She's the original cougar but far too complex to be categorized. And besides, she wouldn't give a sh*t.

Yes, we made eye contact and it was consensual.

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