R.I.P.: The Gore Marriage

The Al and Tipper separation is causing me some agita. What happened? Was she off her meds? Did he cheat? Or was their union much like An Inconvenient Truth--full of solid information but kinda nap-inducing? I'd like to think general boredom occurred and nothing scandalous. Either way, I'm grabbing a wall for support.

Children of famous people are at severe risk, though TG reminds me even normal people die tragically. Ted Koppel's son died yesterday after a twelve-hour drinking binge. His record of drinking never did bode well for a healthy future. I feel bad for the Nightline Gingie, who must be in mourning.

I need a Snickers bar, STAT.