Like most hags, I've long lived the cliché that I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Imagine my horror when I took the Facebook quiz, "How gay are you?" and my result was "0% gay." I have every episode of Queer As Folk, am working my way through The L Word for the second time, I might have two gay tables at my wedding, and live in Chelsea. Then again, if I were a gay man, I'd be so beautiful it would be difficult to leave my house. It's okay, the gay community is already impressive and I will continue to worship it--and celebrities, who are mostly gay.
Because Facebook told me so, I will celebrate the fact that I am a straight woman. Nobody's perfect.