I seem to be psychically channeling Michael Douglas because no sooner do I crave a Gordon Gekko pep talk than I read he has a tumor in his throat. With a little chemo/radia, he should be fine soon. May the healing ministations of Green Tara be with you, Mikeypoo.
All is not well in Adorable Couple Land. Fred Armisen and Elizabeth Moss call it quits after a very short marriage. Could it be the same "fraud" as with Renee Zell and Kenny Ches? Also in splitsville, bosomy Cher-haired Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger called off her engagement. Well, those in the love business have the toughest time. She's gorgeous, feisty, I give her three months before she's back in the game.
One life ends (Craigslist Alleged-Killer) as two lives begin: Neil Patrick and his boyfriend are having twins. These babies are going to have the funnest time in this showbiz family!
Dish is cranking the A/C and thinking about delicious takeout as reward to completing another wedding-planning task.