Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Mercury In Retrograde

Dish apologizes for the two-day absence. Thanks to Verizon, I have no DSL in my apartment, thus am relying on a nomadic schedule to post. All I can say is %&$*%&$! Verizon claims no one can fix it for several days. If I didn't have a cell phone and I accidentally broke my leg and chopped my hand off, I'd have to limp to the hospital myself or ask my neighbor--who hates me--to collect and deliver me. All I can say is: I'm changing to Sprint, you Verizon a-holes!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

No one could possibly hate Dish. We counsel Dish to think good thoughts about the universe.