Happy Birthday to our beloved Simon Le Bon. Because it's his special day, I won't post my favorite tabloid photo of him with his hands down his banana hammock (every other day is fair game--see tomorrow). My dream for this Duran Duran lead singer is for him to be cast in a feature film. If you remove some of the ham (I don't mean weight--he's not fat), SLB's probably a good actor and the camera loves him. Working on the script right now.
In the realm of WGaF, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley split and, US Weekly reports, Justin Timberlake cheated on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn. In a similar vein, Dish just ran out of laundry detergent to clean the blankets Dishcat vomicked on and Dish slept in without knowing! Talk about ewwww and feline hostility.