Dish honors a friend who is Matt Damon's secret soulmate. Today, our Lord of Damonetics turns 40. To show our devotion, let Dish refer to some of the commandments of this forty-year-old religion:
Thou shalt not worship false Damons.
Thou shalt not make a movie like The Legend of Bagger Vance again.
If thou feelst the needst to impregnate the L person, do so thrice, but nevermore.
Thou shalt not use the Damon's name in vain.
Thou shall think of Matt during special alone times.
The Brothers Grimm, not so much, but appreciated.
Thou shalt covet thy Damon's life.
Thou shalt pretend to understand the movie Dogma.