Dish honors a friend who is Matt Damon's secret soulmate. Today, our Lord of Damonetics turns 40. To show our devotion, let Dish refer to some of the commandments of this forty-year-old religion:Thou shalt not worship false Damons.
Thou shalt not make a movie like The Legend of Bagger Vance again.
If thou feelst the needst to impregnate the L person, do so thrice, but nevermore.
Thou shalt not use the Damon's name in vain.
Thou shall think of Matt during special alone times.
The Brothers Grimm, not so much, but appreciated.
Thou shalt covet thy Damon's life.
Thou shalt pretend to understand the movie Dogma.
4 comments:
Monsieur D's mom goes to my gym. She's in great shape. And nice. Just thought you'd want this information.
That is excellent news! I've passed this on to MD's most ardent fan. If you hear squealing in Queens, that's him.
I'm sure Nancy is in great shape. She's Matt's mom, so of course she has special powers to stay in great shape.
If I saw Matt at the gym THEN I'd be squealing in Queens. But his mom, well, not quite as much. But good for you, Susan, for being that close to Heaven.
I haven't detected special powers, but now I'll be on the lookout. And if she shows up with her son to any "mommy and me" classes, I'll let you know.
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