Where Did Saturday Go?

Dish began her morning with Taken, remembering J.J.'s rantings about Liam Neeson's possum hair. Liam's tresses are indeed frightening, but he is a bad-ass. I can see why people liked this one. Dish enjoys when Geezers are action heroes and Liam pounds bad guys into walls right and left. Plus, most of us have daddy issues and it's a heart-warming gesture when your retired-CIA-operative father gives enough of a %*^& to rescue you when you're kidnapped for slave trade by Albanians. Go, Liam!

In my daily musings, I realized how fatties can rule the entertainment world. Zach Galifianakis is somehow more powerful than Mel Gibson. Ever since The Hangover, he seems to be the fat sidekick in every movie. Due Date looks like a stinker of a buddy movie. Fond memories of John Candy, Chris Farley, John Belushi...

Lastly, tattoo goddess Kat Von D is wearing a sparkler on her left ring finger, flashing it around. She refuses to talk about it to the media. Are she and Jesse James engaged? Don't wanna talk about it? DON'T WEAR IT! That said, I think she and JJ are well matched. I don't mean that in a bad way.