Friday, October 22, 2010

Jeffy Weffy is 58!

Happy Birthday to Jeff Goldblum who hits 58. I've heard from a few sources that he's a love. Dish adores his work--for real. He stole The Pillowman right out of Billy Crudup's hands--and Dish adores Crudup, too!

Life would be so unbelievably...um...better if we didn't know so much about Kim Kardashian or her love life. Is she with John Mayer or Kanye West? Maybe both of them, though we know who she'd actually be sleeping with. Maybe.

I didn't see this coming! Supposedly, Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up and she's back with early-onset-OMP Nikki Sixx. By contrast, Maria Sharapova is engaged to a Laker.

Can I hear an "Amen?" Mel was dropped from The Hangover 2. Sometimes when you're a sh*t, bad things do happen. Dish feels that Mel will re-emerge in a few years and the public will forgive him. Sadly, this happens ALL THE TIME and outcasts wind up with a reality show, on CNN or starring in romantic comedies.

2 comments:

John Haracopos said...

The Only Way Kanye Would Be With Kim Is If She Had Real Big Cock & Ball Man Tools!!!

Dish said...

Amen, sister!!