Shabbat

Dish got some excellent dirt about Madonna's daughter from a teen who goes to school with her. He said she was mean. He said, "Hi" to her and she was like, "Hi." Not cool at all!

Watched two episodes of Harry Loves Lisa. I get their marriage--opposites attract--and her innertube lips are pre-deflationtastic. She's perky, she kicks him around, she's positive, he's deep. Their relationship is sort of like mine and TG's only I'm Harry Hamlin.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills--not worth a darn. It's been done before, the housewives look a bit like graduates from clown school, though I confess a soft spot for Camille Grammer. Not sure she has a brain in her head, but she stuck by that OMP for 11 years!