Ricky made everyone so nervous at the beginning. You could see audience was far too serious or dumb in that they couldn't keep up with him. But he was a bit more subdued from last year, which means he will probably host again.
As usual, I was wrong on almost every award! What can I say, I'm an American and under 50. Here are my thoughts:
Gingies can wear yellow and white: Mireille Enos, Jessica Chastain
The dresses that looked like boats: Kyle Richards, Kelly Osbourne, Debra Messing, Julia Bowen
Sleek, gorgeous, glamorous, sparkling: Angelina Jolie (I know, shocking), Missi Pyle, Stacey Keibler, Berenice Bejo, Elizabeth McGovern, Julianne Moore
Curtains: Amanda Peet, Charlize Theron
Penis Hair award: Julianna Margulies, Kelly McDonald,
Wrong Color: Sarah Hyland, Paula Patton, Katharine McPhee, Emma Stone--about 50% of dresses
Best jugs: Sofia Vergara even though they were covered up. Not a lot of breasts this year.
Prom Dress (not in a bad way): Mila Kunis, Madeline Stowe
Old broads looking fab: Glenn Close, Tilda Swinton (she didn't look as much like an alien), Helen Mirren
Drunkest: Johnny Depp
Boring in Black: Jane lynch (I love her, tho--have a dress just like this)
Great dress, bad hair: Reese Witherspoon, Emily Blunt
Best reaction to Ricky Gervais: Jodie Foster
Funniest Ricky: Outing Jodie more, his intro to Colin Firth
Ickiest: Seth's comment about his erection next to Kate Beckinsale
Belle of the bal: Sofia Vergara
Prevailing theme: light colors to go with pale complexions. All wrong!
Little golden nuggets: Kayte Walsh preggo with twins. Jon Huntsman dropped out of GOP race.
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