I'm with Kim Kardashian, who Tweeted, "i wanna be more simple in 2012." Well, mission accomplished, sweetie! It's time to break out the Derrida and get those chocolate peepers perusing challenging, like, material and, like, having an aMAAAAzing experience. It will, at the very least, prevent her from getting bangs again. Dish merged with the couch and howled over Kathy Griffin's antics. The stripping down to a bra, well, it just makes a girl think of ways to shock the world. If Kathy can do it, why can't I? There is prison to consider.
Yet another engagement: LeBron James. What does Dish say about dating athletes? Despite this, I wish the happy couple great joy.
What really broke Katy and Russell up? Dish saw it the second they started dating. KP's at the beginningish of a great career. He's kinda doing well but has a string of bummer movies. And, well, he doesn't translate as well here. Plus, the age difference and he's done partying and she's having fun. Something's gotta give.
Pictures have surfaced of Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly canoodling in Paris. Dishfriendintheoffice must be SO pissed.
2 comments:
You know your college days are far behind you when the mention of Derrida reminds you of deconstructionism but the only easily rememerable reference you have for the latter term is a Top Chef challenge from two seasons ago...Does reading The Millenium Trilogy count toward one's street cred as an intellectual, do you think? I need to do something...Reading Dish rather than the National Enquirer is one the few things that keeps me from getting disgusted with myself in this regard.
Googling The Millenium Trilogy to see what it is...
Which makes me an intellectual.
I'm sorry, you might have to pull out some Spivak to cleanse the palate. Just reading one page will make you smart again.
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