All She Had to Do Was Lactate To Get on the Front Page

Dish needs to take more drastic measures to become famous. New York chef Daniel Angerer used his wife's breast milk to make a special cheese and she landed on the front page of yesterday's Post. Supporters argued that we drink cow milk, so of course, Angerer's wife is a cow and let's drink her nectar. I'm fine with it but wonder if the husband is depriving his baby and depleting his wife's resources (let's call her Bessie since Dish is too lazy to look up her name) all to make the news and promote his restaurant. When Bessie switches to formula, where will the milk come from?

As an alternative, Dish presents a never-ending source of culinary delights. In some cultures, urine is sacred. On Friends, pee takes the sting out of a Monica's jelly fish bite. In Waterworld, Kevin Costner converts his mellow yellow into drinking water. Since Dish drinks three liters of water a day, a new drink has been concocted: The Marti-pee, with olives, gin, and a special ingredient. I won't go into how to make a dirty Marti-pee, but it might involve Vitamin D, B-6 and Centrum.