Friday, March 05, 2010

Hijinks and Hilarity!

I like to think real female friendship is somewhere in between Sex and the City and The Real Housewives of New York City. The XXYs on SATC are so supportive and nurturing, traveling in a four-pack and meeting almost every day for brunch. By contrast, the real NYC housewives meet at random and forced events whereby they claw each other to bits. I'm addicted to both shows, and while, I wouldn't want to befriend these characters (except Kim Catrall, of course!), they are tough broads. I'd drop any of them in a pool with Shamu, fully expecting them to survive (except Carrie).

Now onto cattier topics: Who's going to be a big mess at the Oscars? Will Johnny Depp drop out of The Tourist because his Perpetual-GF doesn't want Angelina using her powerful feminine wiles on him? Angelina cannot be resisted! When will Lil Wayne serve his jail time? Is Charlie Sheen going to jail himself? Why did Elin move back in with Tiger? Is the Bachelor cheating on his lady love or does his ex have a mouth full of sour grapes? Has Gail O'Grady had botox or does she just look fantastic because of good genes? It's so all-consuming.

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