Monday, March 08, 2010

Do Bad, Then Go To Rehab, Jail or...Haiti!

If you cheat on your sick wife, father another woman's child, and ruin your chances at becoming prez, GO TO HAITI!

Naomi Campbell is following suit after abusing the help again. She's done rehab and community service already so next month she's headed to Haiti. If she slugs limo drivers and assistants, wonder what she'll do in Haiti. I'm envisioning a lovely new beach home built by the blood and sweat of earthquake victims...

1 comment:

DM said...

Let's hope they don't let her back in the USA. Crime will go down--whoops, I forgot that she doesn't commit crimes, just has "anger management" issues.