Sunday, March 07, 2010

Unofficial Oscars

Dish is going platinum Godiva blonde for the occasion!

What will win?

Best Dress:
Most Hideous Dress:
Epic Hair Failure:
Most Embarrassing Speech:
Best Speech:
Worst Sexual Innuendo:
Best Joke of the Night:
Drunkest:
Most Stoned:
Biggest Triumph:
Speech Worthy of Kleenex:
How Many Times Haiti and Chile Are Mentioned:
Did Alec and Steve Succeed?

3 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

A divine look.

Dish said...

Thanks!

HersheyKiss said...

I'm curious .. were you as horrified as I was that there was NO reference to Haiti? I only caught one to Chile -- en espaƱol -- when the Argentine film won Best Foreign Language film. No ribbons, no self-aggrandizing .. what's up with that?