What seems to be true:
OMP Kevin Costner has donated his wrinkly sperm to yet another cause: Baby #6. He's getting up into Steven Seagal/Mel Gibson territory with his brood. Overpopulation is not a problem.
Amy Poehler is pregs with Baby #2. Let's hope this sidelines her show Parks and Recreation, which makes me sleep.
What could be a pack of lies:
Sandra Bullock's once-interesting husband Jesse James might be implicated in an affair, which is why he's no longer interesting. This is evidence of the Oscar curse, at least for women. The husbands seem to cheat or get Erectile Dysfunction after the female spouse wins: Halle, Reese, Hillary, Julia, Kate (see next point), Gwyneth, now Sandra!
Sam Mendes might be the cause of the split with Kate Winslet as rumors circulate that he's been stepping out with Rebecca Hall. Now must IMDB her. It's okay because he's a fat slob since American Beauty and Kate's gorgeous.
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Ahhhh, SideKick and I commented that Amy looked preggo on last week's episode. SNL has not recovered from the loss their many talented women, including Amy. Speaking of women, V is coming back!!
Hurray for V (aka the Red Vaginas)!
Does Dish recommend V??
The original from the 80's was kick ass!!
Note, Dish, that Jesse James (same initials as the beloved and brilliant JJ) has apologized, hoping that he will be forgiven etc etc etc. Doesn't Dish hope he's off the gravy train for good? Or does she have another opinion?
I do feel he's a step above most celebrity cheaters in that he's copping to his behavior. I despise the timing of it. I thought he was an interesting guy and Sandra waited a long time to settle down so he must have been special. I'm just disappointed--but never too surprised. Maybe they'll be one of the few couples that can overcome infidelity and be the better for it. If not, I say Sandra should run and never look back.
AKA the Red Vaginas, Dish only watched the first episode. Found the female alien Obama kinda interesting but otherwise I'm really done with amphibian aliens masquerading as humans. It's been done. Now, if I could watch with Hershey, JJ, TG and some margaritas and munchies, I'm all for V!
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