Sweetheart, he didn't pick you the first time -- good enough reason to bail. Mostly, run from The Bachelor because his eyes are set too close together (and he has no problem razing a girl's self-esteem on TV). He seems cute from afar, but up close, here comes my dinner. When he's 80, he'll be spindly, uber-hideous, and whack small children with a cane. Sure, he's a single father but so are K-Fed, Brett and Tommy Lee. The Bachelor's supposed sense of responsibility is a steaming pile of what my cat just left behind.Dish never got into The Bachelor as it reads like televised prostitution, but after last night's humiliation of Melissa, I have to make sure Molly does the right thing. I don't buy that crying on the balcony nonsense. He just learned that from his young son. Okay, maybe this is exactly what producers want -- a skeptic like Dish to tune in. Emancipate Molly!
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