Welcome Back, Steph

I was going to watch The Real Housewives of New York, mostly for fall-out over Kelly Killoren Bensimon's arrest for slugging her boyfriend. She bugged me from the beginning with her riding and dissing of Ramona right before her competition. Common sense prevailed and what a pleasure to see brainy Stephanie March back on Law & Order: SVU. She's sounds as if she's even been to law school. Carol Burnett guest stars next week!

In other news, a Page Six item mentioned Jason Segel's full frontal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. While Dish generally appreciates full frontal, there is far too much Segel wang in FSM. Superman and I were both offended by the number of unveilings. We understand Segel's pride. He wrote the script so he could put as much wang as he wanted. Because Superman adores anything related to Judd Apatow, we're seeing I Love You Man, but I will stew over the disappearance of the comma with direct address (reveling in the absence of Segel's full frontal).