Thursday, March 19, 2009

Sleep

Dish is now on Twitter, which is twitterpating. What's its purpose? I made the mistake of following Ashton Kutcher, who updates his Twitter every five seconds. Lordy, does he do any work??? Is he trying to be intemellectual?

Tonight I tried to resist television. I kept it off for two whole hours, painted my toes in silence, pet the cat and began psychological warfare with Superman. Superheroes can be so absorbed in good deeds that we sinful mortals are an afterthought. But I'm not complaining. Nope. I can eat my ice cream without any help. I'm 40.

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