You can release that breath. You don't need Daddy anymore. Or those ex-boyfriends who resurface and vanish for no reason. No more dating losers and binging on Ho-hos while watching Maid in Manhattan. Let go of your troubles and the fear that no one will ever be good enough for you. That elusive man has emerged with the qualities you've craved--honor, power, muscles, a commanding voice, and the ability to wear bright yellow panties.
At last...Hulk Hogan is single again.
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