I never thought of Gene Simmons as anything more than a big ick with a long tongue. Then he appeared on Rachael Ray and I swear he could charm the panties off a nun, even with his semi-Seagal brillo pad hair. Dish made the mistake of watching Gene Simmons's Family Jewels and last night, all night, he spoke in my dreams. "Dish, Antoine is about to hurl to get your attention because you're not feeding him at 3am." Then I heard Shannon Tweed, who is so loveable and fun. All night long. Today I bathe in their common-law auras though will refrain from searching them out (as Dish often does during the onset of obsession).
Monday, July 27, 2009
Damn You, Gene Simmons and Your Family Jewels!
I never thought of Gene Simmons as anything more than a big ick with a long tongue. Then he appeared on Rachael Ray and I swear he could charm the panties off a nun, even with his semi-Seagal brillo pad hair. Dish made the mistake of watching Gene Simmons's Family Jewels and last night, all night, he spoke in my dreams. "Dish, Antoine is about to hurl to get your attention because you're not feeding him at 3am." Then I heard Shannon Tweed, who is so loveable and fun. All night long. Today I bathe in their common-law auras though will refrain from searching them out (as Dish often does during the onset of obsession).
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