Still in Maine--lights cascading off water, flowers everywhere, sun beating down, smell of lobsters about to die. An interruption of Eden: I read about my darling Joyce DeWitt getting arrested for DUI. How can that be? The little spitfire I saw around my building seemed a perfect, fun-loving girl. Then again, a DUI does wonders for your profile. If you're not working, the best thing to do is drink your face off and flag down a cop while speeding down the freeway. Next, Joyce should get her butt on Dr. Drew's reality show. You can totally pretend you're an alkie and Joyce would be hilarious. She could trip over couches like Jack Tripper.
Monday, July 06, 2009
Dishing Under the Influence
Still in Maine--lights cascading off water, flowers everywhere, sun beating down, smell of lobsters about to die. An interruption of Eden: I read about my darling Joyce DeWitt getting arrested for DUI. How can that be? The little spitfire I saw around my building seemed a perfect, fun-loving girl. Then again, a DUI does wonders for your profile. If you're not working, the best thing to do is drink your face off and flag down a cop while speeding down the freeway. Next, Joyce should get her butt on Dr. Drew's reality show. You can totally pretend you're an alkie and Joyce would be hilarious. She could trip over couches like Jack Tripper.
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