Desperation is running to the pharmacy to get underwears at 8 am. Before seeing gay Dermy for my lightly freckled alabaster skin exam, Dish realized the lack of coverage. Going commando would have incited a gag reflex by Dermy so I spent $7.49 on barking hideous Bridget Jones Gramma Panties.Re: Things south of the border--Gerard Butler said on Live with Regis and Kelly that he's doing a "cleanse." Cleansing = pooping a lot. My Gerard fantasies are gone. Celebs aren't supposed to have bodily functions.
Celeb bloggers are unleashing hell on Katie Holmes for her dancing/singing performance on So You Think You Can Dance? She mostly grabbed her head and sauntered. She can't really dance, but I loved her voice. She was better as an actress before she got Tommed.
Quick hit: My ex-imaginary boyfriend Liev Schreiber will be in Arthur Miller's A View from the Bridge on Broadway. Dish loathes Miller but loves Liev. Must see!
3 comments:
Robin QUivers has been at the forefront (sp?) of coffee enemas. She shits mocha frapuccinos and loses tons of weight. Actually, that's about a year old, and now everyone seems to be on the old poopwagon. In my mind, it's becoming a bit blase. On South Park, the kids began pooping out of their mouths after shoving food up their posteriors. Now THAT would be newsworthy in real life!
Celebs talking about poopies is Too Much Information! That's for potty-trainers and old people.
Not to mention Antoine.
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