Monday, July 20, 2009

Holocaust = Not Fabulous

Dish had a hankering to see Defiance, about a band of Jews who defy the Nazis by running around in the woods. This is no ordinary Holocaust movie as it stars major studs Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber and Billy Elliott (who doesn't dance at all in the movie). It's an okay flick but it needed a new angle. Hollywood should gay up the Holocaust. After all, Jews and gays were killed. Most importantly, when you have Daniel and Liev in the woods, don't make them brothers--make them LOVERS! They can still kill Nazis and pretend to ogle womenfolk. Behind those trees and under cover of darkness, let's see them kiss!

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