Monday, November 16, 2009

It's Not Easy Being Dish

Dinner: Egg whites and cry while throwing out beloved yolk. Run 4 miles...or maybe 2 while loving Kathy Griffin on The Insider (even though hate actual show). Eat gourmet jelly beans after jog, be thankful not cigarette (will whore myself anytime/anywhere for a Parliament or rolled Bali Shag ciggie, please). Use Foucauldian in a sentence to someone who probably doesn't read Foucault (but knows other things Dish doesn't know). Bitchy. Too much work. Not enough Brothers & Sisters. My predictions for the next few episodes:

Sally and Jon do it and something makes their relationship go kaflooey so he can return to The Closer (even though Dish thinks that one is rolling down a steep hill to Cancel Valley). The Wrinkle Sisters bemoan the departure of Gilles but not before Rachel finds out she's pregs. Justin, the stupid junkie son, flunks out of med school because he is too much of an idiot to memorize the spinal cord. My butt could pass that exam and there is nothing dumber than that. Resentment ensues because of Sulky-Pretty-Acty-Fiancee getting knocked up too soon, though let's face it, she'll probably lose the baby which will cause double the angst so she'll go back to that lizard-Pattinson-wannabe-uggo who's trying to destroy the Walkers. Moral of the story for everyone on the show: Keep Your Damn Legs Closed.

ps. Did Dish call it that Clockfart got Lowed in between chemo treatments? Love ABC now!

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