Dish relented and watched the lame remake of Melrose Place but just to see Amanda Woodward in action again. Heather Locklear excels at slinging insults with a smile, all while kicking butt at the workplace. The young tootsies may partake in forbidden lezbot make-out sessions and leg-spreading on the desk, but Amanda is schmoozing, shaking hands and making sure everyone has a drink. Love her and her adorable squirrel cheeks! At least she has the best work ethic! Oh, and I can totally see why Ashlee Simpson was fired from the show. Her lack of acting talent is unforgiveable.So much television to watch this week. Tomorrow will be busy: Steve Santagati is on Dr. Phil. People find him sexist (duh!) but his brutality is refreshing to me. He is charming in person and frighteningly smart (and too handsome for words). Then Steven Seagal premieres his new show Lawman online. Dish is so tempted to smoke a doobie in New Orleans, just to get arrested--Seagal-style! Friday, James Franco is on GH. I should earn money for my viewing skills.
Best news of all: TG premieres in Dishland one month from today. The wait has been torture.
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