Monday, January 25, 2010

Angelina's Posse Dries Up

I'm not sure what to believe anymore. Brangelina has given so many tabloid flunkies jobs and elevated Perez Hilton into a superstar. Rumors abound they are separating, with lawyers orchestrating a clean breakup. As a long-time member of Team Aniston, I've waited for this day. Ange is too out there to stick with a pothead pretty boy who is only brilliant in 1 out of 5 movies (the same goes for her). Brad is too Robert Redford, too Tension Tamer compared to Angelina's Wild Turkey droplets cascading down on her breasts. At least with Jen, you could fantasize about their blond hairs meshing and the long, healthy stoner walks they must have taken on the beach, smiling dogs following because they love Brad and Jen. It seems irresponsible for Brangelina to come together in such a fury, amass children, stir up Hollywood, New Orleans, only to split up like everyone else.

I guess another split doesn't matter. It's all about the craft.

4 comments:

John Haracopos said...

My Blog Response On Greekkid:
My dear friend "Dish" and all other celebrity stalkers are in a whirlwind of hysteria & speculation over the break-up stories starting to surface concerning Angelina & Brad.
J.J. has some thoughts to share: The break of any relationship is sad for the two involved. If you like them together or not it's irrelevant. the break-up is hard for them, allow them their private time.
As for the Jennifer Aniston fans going crazy, hoping for a reconciliation; Get A Grip!!! You may think you know what went on between them but you don't and to take sides when you don't know the truth is the mark of a loser! History shows that a reconciliation after a subsequent marriage is extremely rare!
I'm not sure that these break-up stories are truthful but I hope that they are not! I love Brad & Angelina as individuals and a couple and I hope their family does not have to go through this pain!
Here is a thought for all stalkers: in the amount of time that Brad was with Jennifer & with Angelina, how many relationships have you had?? How many loves? How many breaks? A famous couple get interviewed and are asked over & over when are you getting married? When are you getting married? When are you getting married? When are you getting married?
So they get married because WE make them believe that they should, and when it ends, We are devastated and angry! Perhaps they shouldn't have gotten married. Well here is the news flash: It's not about WE. It's not about US. It's about two broken hearts that you know nothing about. take a look at your own life & loves... don't throw stones...

Dish said...

Someone just farted.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Where are Ms. Dish's excellent political reportings?