Who's Looking Out for the Pills?

With the many recent deaths of young Hollywood from overdosing, Dish is scared that escapist meds will vanish. If meds vanish, rehab will vanish, which would eliminate a crucial step in the Has-Been comeback and several reality shows. If we don't have enough Dorazepam, Howispam, Ambien, Lorazepam, Paxil, Wellbutrin, we might see ragged performances by anxious people--the last thing we want. These deaths might be a Scientology conspiracy so I have to put my foot down. Please reassure me that drugs will flow in Hollywood and that actors will mix them.

I'm hanging on by a thread.