Chachi/Has-been Scott Baio recently bashed Michelle Obama by wondering how the President could wake up next to her every morning. Chachi is a genius because he's unknowingly generated a massive metaphor for the Obama Presidency. Why would anyone want to wake up with the state of our country every morning? Poor Scott has to wake up with himself every morning, his day in the spotlight not even a speck in our rearview mirrors. I pronounce him an OMP before his time. Fonzie 4 ever!Rumors are circulating that John Edwards has a sex tape, this just as his right-hand man's tell-all book drops into the hands we'll need to Purrell right after reading. So much talk of hands, liquids, forbidden sex. At least John Travolta is giving a helping hand by flying his non-green gas-guzzling plane to aid those in Haiti. Good for him. It keeps him from his strange action movies where his hair looks painted on. I care about this.
(ps--Michelle is quite attractive)
2 comments:
Love it when Dish plumbs the political depths.
You Go DishGirl!! I'd like to know how you even heard this?? Who reported what Scott Baio said?? Has anybody ever cared what he had to say?? Even 30 years ago when he had a job?? WTF???
I just looked at his IMDB page, he has worked since "Happy Days" but has not appeared in anything I've seen and you know what that means... Loser!
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