Dish couldn't stomach an entire episode of The Bachelor but had to sneak a peek at the finale. Which desperate fame-whore did he choose to share in his soon-to-be untelevised and unremarkable future? This year's bachelor = the guy in college you were in love with, who had important problems and you'd listen to them until four in the morning just for the iota of a chance that he might make out with you. Who did he love instead? The bad girl who didn't care. The only difference is that The Bachelor cries over wilted lettuce. I wish them luck since they are seconds from sad sucking of jello shots to numb the pain of seeing each other's dirty underwear. The woman he chose looks a little like Judith Light. Love Judith.
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
The Bachelor--So Familiar and Painful!
Dish couldn't stomach an entire episode of The Bachelor but had to sneak a peek at the finale. Which desperate fame-whore did he choose to share in his soon-to-be untelevised and unremarkable future? This year's bachelor = the guy in college you were in love with, who had important problems and you'd listen to them until four in the morning just for the iota of a chance that he might make out with you. Who did he love instead? The bad girl who didn't care. The only difference is that The Bachelor cries over wilted lettuce. I wish them luck since they are seconds from sad sucking of jello shots to numb the pain of seeing each other's dirty underwear. The woman he chose looks a little like Judith Light. Love Judith.
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It's a truly disgusting show. Why does Dish waste her talent on it? An honest answer, please.
I shall miss Claire Meade terribly. What a waste to cancel such a clever and enjoyable show. Let's enjoy her while we can.
And what about Naomi Campbell?
Dish wasted talent during idle moment at lunch. It went ok with lasagna. LOVE Claire Meade! Naomi should go to jail.
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