Thursday, March 18, 2010

It's Not Easy Being Green

As I write this, TG is rolling on the floor in ecstasy over the fact that Dishmama wrote a longer email to him than to me. It's bond-building and some people need more TLC than others. And now he's happy that we get to babysit Dishstepfather in a week and won't stop giggling over the fun we'll have. But enough of that: What about Sandra Bullock? She moved out of the marital home and her ass-husband admitted to his flaws. I hate Jesse James for ruining her Oscar glow, truly shitty. She will prove once again that she's just fine all by herself. Maybe she and Keanu Reeves will have some cozy rebound time. It's my dream.

3 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

That Sandra Bullock/Jesse James debacle reminded me of Julia Roberts/Lyle Lovett ... that is ... Beauty/The Beast. Kinda like being a diet. Sounds good on paper. You make some progress and people applaud you. But it gets old and you just really can't stand the rice cakes anymore and must have a peanut butter cup.

Dish said...

The similarities are pretty amazing. Ugh...now I'm fantasizing about Julia and Sandra starring in a movie together. THANKS, HERSHEY!

Anonymous said...

Rice cakes are truly gross. Let's start a club, Mr. HK.