Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Let's Talk About Sex

Rumors of a lipstick lesbian relationship: The Biggest Loser's Jillian Michaels (she has an excellent workout DVD with lots of squats) & Vanessa Marcil (from General Hospital). I love this pairing. It breathes life into boring Hollywood hookups. This romance could be total fabrication but let's dream a little.

Another Jesse James Ho has come forward. I want a divorce! Sandra, do not go back to him. The Millionaire Matchmaker says, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Remember: Cheating = (hygiene issues + STDs) x N (where N = # of Hos).

TG keeps asking, "When is the next Sex and the City movie?" His eagerness borders on obsessive. Rest assured, we'll all be satisfied come May 2010. Best of all, Aidan (the one Carrie SHOULD have chosen) will be in it! Mr. Big may be sexy but Aidan didn't dump her repeatedly for six seasons.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dish, take a look at the newspapers. There's a second Jesse James mistress. But a marriage counselor has said that Sandra just needs to get over it (them). Oh

John Haracopos said...

J.J. does not care "who's doing who" as you know, but come on- did anyone really think that Jillian Michaels didn't covet the mouse trap???

HersheyKiss said...

SideKick and I were titillated to learn of Jillian's extra curriculars. Pun intended.

Dish said...

It doesn't surprise me at all, but I love this couple! They are hot together.