Put the Stars Back in the Cupboard

Beloved TG is freaked out by my mourning the Bullock/James scandal, as if it were happening to me. He says, "This is just the tip of the iceberg." That's true, but here's proving I have stuff in the brain:

Obama, health care, Glenn Beck and pope prostitution ring, Tiger second press conference, Wall Street not affected by health care bill, Baudelaire had syphillis and slept with whores, Palin Discovery channel show about Alaska, puppies help people deal with depression but they poop everywhere, Christina Aguilera went to see Puppetry of the Penis, Valtrex, Rushdie's The Satanic Verses put me to sleep but loved Midnight's Children, which I read in Post-Colonial Theory class. Cialis, Celebrex, Republicans are becoming so violent toward the government, Osama Bin Laden allegedly released a new tape--maybe he'll win a Grammy this time, old lady perfume is comforting to me since both my grandmothers bathed in it, loving The Happiness Project though Gretchen Rubin might be too Type A (Dish is doing the Try Not to Pick Nose Even If It's Packed Project), and Ben Affleck is helping the East Congo.

The Aguilera and Affleck just snuck in. Real Housewives of NYC tonight! Bethenny is marrying her (hideous) fiance this weekend. I hate them, but wish them joy. Really.