1. After seeing Jef(f), Emily's choice, on Jimmy Kimmel, I sort of see why she chose him. He's pretty chill and obviously adores me--I mean her, oops Freudian--and will do EVERYTHING she says. Sort of like TG. JK! Not.
2. Today's scandal: Kristin Stewart allegedly cheated on Edward with her married director of Snow White? Really? Dish always thought she was in a fake hetero-relaysh with Pattinson to hide her real seshuality.
3. I've invented a new disorder for super-fans such as myself: Acquired Situational Attachment to Acquired Situational Narcissists Disorder. Self-explanatory. I love stars!!!