Tuesday, January 15, 2013
The Miracle Worker
So it's no surprise that Oprah, my General Manager and the Queen of the Dope-Snatchers, would get THE interview of the year--perhaps, the decade--Lance Armstrong's admission to doping. This is huge. It's the only way he can possibly come close to attempting to repair the damage.This totally knocks Millionaire Matchmaker off my DVR.
The Bachelor: I'm rooting for the girl with one arm. This is probably the first time where The Bachelor doesn't seem like a total jerk.
And Victor Garber is gay. I'm sorry, what? No wonder the Titanic sank!!! (That's a joke)
The most awesome commercial ever.