The sun is setting on the water. I got some nature on my sneakers as I walked three miles along the bay. I'm taking pictures, wondering if it's really true: Are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel breaking up? Why do my gay boyfriends love him? He's not hot at all. And I don't want someone saying "Damn, girl" to me all the time, someone who doesn't know what a prime number is, can't tell me the location of India on a map. I don't need to bring "sexy back." I want to bring back the idea of kindness/sticking around even when you're sick of each other at the end of the day. Then again, Justin might be funner. Maybe younger is better. Men my age haven't been a bag of monkeys. Usually, they want younger too but put up with my age because there's some life phase understanding. Okay, never mind about everything--gotta go see fireworks! And I couldn't give a rat's derriere about Justin/Jessica. They can do triple-axels off my ass. Well, as long as Justin keeps hosting SNL and Jessica stays out of movies (though enjoyed her in that Illusionist one for some reason).
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Dish Can Take or Leave July 4th
The sun is setting on the water. I got some nature on my sneakers as I walked three miles along the bay. I'm taking pictures, wondering if it's really true: Are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel breaking up? Why do my gay boyfriends love him? He's not hot at all. And I don't want someone saying "Damn, girl" to me all the time, someone who doesn't know what a prime number is, can't tell me the location of India on a map. I don't need to bring "sexy back." I want to bring back the idea of kindness/sticking around even when you're sick of each other at the end of the day. Then again, Justin might be funner. Maybe younger is better. Men my age haven't been a bag of monkeys. Usually, they want younger too but put up with my age because there's some life phase understanding. Okay, never mind about everything--gotta go see fireworks! And I couldn't give a rat's derriere about Justin/Jessica. They can do triple-axels off my ass. Well, as long as Justin keeps hosting SNL and Jessica stays out of movies (though enjoyed her in that Illusionist one for some reason).
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The best I can muster about Justin's appeal is that he's positively adorable! He is talented but doesn't seem to take himself too seriously; he has a delightful twinkle in his eye and a smile that lights up the night sky; and he really seems to enjoy himself, regardless of what he's doing. I'm broken up about his breakup ... the temptation of a single Justin might be too great!
I guess you're right. And let's face it, I wouldn't kick Justin out of my lavender-scented bubblebath.
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