My family and I visited a yarn store in Bath, which to junkies would be a trek to Washington Square Park at 2am. As I admired Dishcousin's profile in the car, it hit me: pretty, smart, friendly, mature. And she kinda looks like Julia. How dare she look more like Julia than I do. I'm like spitting image but Dishcousin even more so. She uses big words, is a vegetarian and doesn't watch TV (Yeah, me too, ONLY MORE!). And Dishcousin knits. Just like Julia.But does she have a blog on which she posts topless male celebrities?
I went to get another cappucino and do my now ritual evening flirting with a bartender. Much to my chagrin, Angry Middle-Aged Phil was tending bar, not Underage Warren. AMAP took ten minutes to get me a menu while making drinks (and consulting his How to Bartend book carefully hidden to all eyes except Dish's). Had I applied lipstick, contacts, heels, displayed bosom and straightened my hair (it's raining hard so all attempts at beauty failed!), AMAP would have melted but he was a f*cktard. Last night, Warren rubbed two coffee beans together to get me a cappucino; AMAP asserted the machine was broken, so I stole his pen.
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Were you in the "smart casual" attire they require? Did you look like Julia? Perhaps he thought you were an escapee from their camp for kids or from an authors' asylum.
Hmmm, seems AMAP needs a swift kick. Not sure if you saw this, but hope this counter-acts all AMAP aggravation.....a little DD for you....sort of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYyy1VUFav0
You're the best, Irishgirl! Thanks for the link. It erased AMAP's sour demeanor.
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