Tuesday, November 24, 2009

He Kissed a Boy and We Liked It

Given how many gay kisses exist on TV and movies--and Dish can't get enough of them--what's all the fuss about Lambert sucking a little face? We saw it on Will & Grace a couple times. All the soaps have same-sex liplocks. Not to mention, Lambert's make-out session was on at 10:59pm, when your pure-as-driven-snow children are supposed to be in bed. Oooh, ABC gets 1,500 complaints--we're scared! If Michael Jackson can grab his peen every two seconds, Madonna and Britney can swap spit, Janet can show her booby at the Superbowl, Prince can simulate self-pleasuring at the Superbowl without incident, Adam can do whatever the hell he wants! Precedents have long been set and it's all entertainment. Sadly, the same-sex makeout germ could spread like swine flu. Once you see it, you won't want to stop. Just kidding. Kind of.

What I find truly outrageous is the suggestion that Lou Dobbs might run for President in 2012. I say, go ahead, fattycakes. I wanna see some crazy in the competition. It is fabulous.

5 comments:

HersheyKiss said...

OK, here's my fear, for Adam fans everywhere (and I'm not one ... not that I don't like Adam, I simply don't know his body of work): perhaps he has no real talent and felt it necessary to shock and awe on national television? One could say the say thing about a washed up Madonna and an overly synthesized Brittany .. it was all about shock and nothing about real talent. If you look at the performances from AMA, we had (1) Lady Gaga, who has to light a piano on fire, dressed as an electrified deer on her period; (2) Jennifer Lopez ... wtf was she actually singing about? all I saw was a dramatization (poorly done) about a boxer entering the ring; and (3) Adam L. kissing boys and simulating oral sex. At least Whitney Houston had the balls to stand up and SING, with no concocted storyline, no ridiculous outfit, no intent to garner attention. Poor thing, she's so broken it was a mess, but I give her credit for SINGING ... or at least trying. I'll be the first to admit this is not my field of expertise, but I fear for young gay Adam that he may have little more to offer than being gay, which is not going to get him far until he combines that talent with some other talent. Kiss out.

Dish said...

I can see your point. My feeling is that Adam has great pipes. I didn't think this song reflected his talent. "Whaddya Want from Me" is a really good song. We'll see if he has the range to be a real star. As many of you may know, it's sometimes all about how long you can last. ;)

The same for Lady Gaga: has an excellent voice but is doing the same shock stuff that is now putting me to sleep.

HersheyKiss said...

I defer to great and powerful Dish. I wish the best for the up and coming homos of the world, and hope they do the rest of us proud. It's when they make me shy away in embarassment that I fear for the cause.

Dish said...

Sometimes, you have to have faith. I am putting my faith in Adam. Though, none of this controversy would have happened if Dolly Parton, aka The Goddess, had been on.

HersheyKiss said...

Dolly would have sung. Plain and simple. No gimmicks, no shock, just good lyrics and an angelic voice. I'll never forget her words in concert (aka, the most significant moment of my adult life) in reference to Brittany Spears and other young, misguided stars: "If I had that kind of money, I don't know .. maybe I'd buy a chain of dinner theaters?? Perhaps an amusement park??" True talent needs no gimmicks. That's why I get to enjoy Miss Dolly, decked in Santa outfit, every morning around 7:45 a.m. on NBC telling me about the Christmas show at Dixie Stampede, "the most fun place to eat in Myrtle Beach .. I guarantee it!"