Since her catastrophic downing of pills to deal with her broken heart, Alexis Ray Joel wants to help other girls who endure crippling depression from "Heartbreak-Related Syndrome." I have Fat-Ass Syndrome, which cripples me sometimes. I can't get out of bed, which only makes my ass bigger so it's a vicious circle--literally. I also have crippling Ice-Cream-Itis, which I can't talk about and is self-explanatory. Soon, I'd like to address high school students who suffer from similar issues. Go back to singing, Alexis.The year is not off to a promising start. TG confused Gene Simmons with Richard Simmons. He said, "It's impressive Gene Simmons keeps exercising at his age." The only thing Gene Simmons exercises is his penis and a hairbrush. TG also mixes up Matthew Broderick and Michael J. Fox, which I won't even get into.
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Rethink the relationship(?) although it is one of the funniest installments of Dish yet.
TG cooks, cleans and makes me exercise. No rethinking needed!
wait, is this TG or a personal servant? If a personal servant, he should know celebrities and films to assist you in your work or actually do your work for you--as well as everything else. That's the way celebrity-hood operates.
TG is lovesick therefore my personal servant until the honeymoon phase is over. I am enjoying it immensely! He's catching up on pop culture but it will take years before he could be my celebrity assistant.
I love that he gets his actors confused!! That's how I got DB to fall for me, purposedly mixing up Judy Dench with Julie Andrews and Judy Garland : )
DBSK, you are genius! I think TG is effing up the stars on purpose.
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