"What's new, fellow Oscar winner for Best Actress?"
"That award is a love-curse. My hot man and I are dunzo."
"Can I bring my baby over to meet your baby and have a big cryfest?"
"Way ahead of you. Whipping up some margaritas and have a bucket of Snickers bars."
Allegedly, Halle's man just wasn't feeling it, which is more legit than whoring with every tattooed stripper in town, thereby eclipsing your wife's Oscar win. It's okay, best actresses, you will survive!