To celebrate the coming of the Lord and the overflowing river of chocolate rabbits, Dish watched The Ten Commandments. Before the viewing, TG explained the story of Moses: He was born and shoved off in a basket. A woman like Angelina Jolie took him in a raised him. Many years later, Moses had a huge identity crisis and went to the mountain. He heard God, which was totally inspiring (like Tony Robbins), and went back to Pharaoh to tell him to heed God's Word. Pharaoh said, "Eff off!" All these plagues came and each time, Pharaoh told Moses to go eff himself. Somehow, Moses overcame and got a lifetime NRA membership. All Dish sees in this flick is bad acting, except for Yul Brynner, who is amazing. What a jewel. TG doesn't know this yet, but we're naming our first-born Yul Simon.
Saturday, April 03, 2010
Oh, Moses, Moses (Duran Duran)
To celebrate the coming of the Lord and the overflowing river of chocolate rabbits, Dish watched The Ten Commandments. Before the viewing, TG explained the story of Moses: He was born and shoved off in a basket. A woman like Angelina Jolie took him in a raised him. Many years later, Moses had a huge identity crisis and went to the mountain. He heard God, which was totally inspiring (like Tony Robbins), and went back to Pharaoh to tell him to heed God's Word. Pharaoh said, "Eff off!" All these plagues came and each time, Pharaoh told Moses to go eff himself. Somehow, Moses overcame and got a lifetime NRA membership. All Dish sees in this flick is bad acting, except for Yul Brynner, who is amazing. What a jewel. TG doesn't know this yet, but we're naming our first-born Yul Simon.
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Yul looks like someone who needs time with a therapist.
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