Today is a day of deep mourning for the President of Poland. Let it also be a day of celebration as Steven Seagal turns 58. Happy birthday to my favorite bloated action star/spiritual guru! I'll rejoice with this Steven mantra from Fire Down Below:"I'll have 300 agents come up here into this little hick town and crawl up every orifice you got. When it's over you can go to your favorite proctologist and get a nice, soothing ointment, and rub it on the hole that hurts most."
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Can you believe that Haley Joel Osmond .. Osteen .. Osbourne .. Osisgreatandgoodandbigandgreen is 22? Holy I Can Hardly Believe It, Batman. Happy Birthday to him, too!
Shouldn't Dish worship the author who wrote that line? Or is it S S who made it great?
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