Expect the following:
Really crappy short posts
No pictures from the internets (which makes it less likely that I'll be sued)
Mundane details of my exploits in Connecticut, the hotbed of celebrity living
Out of date news since I'll be watching reruns of SOMETHING while in the hotel
Groaning over failed attempt to run in place for 7 miles like Nelson Mandela in his jail cell. I brought my sneakers so will haul ass to squeaky treadmill in hotel "fitness center."
I will steal toilet paper and products not nailed down.
Why didn't I get a suite? Bethenny Frankel would have done this better.
Say a prayer for TG who will miss me like crazy (I hope).