Remember Born on the Fourth of July? You know who starred in it? Okay, never mind. I am so over this story1. Someone cried during Cupcake Wars last night. I won't say who. Tweren't I.
2. Jessica Simpson wants to be 110 lbs but is satisfied to reach her pre-baby weight of 130. I scoured IMDB and discovered that she's 5'3. Using the associative property, Dish is thinner than Jessica pre-baby weight.
3. I went on a Facebook fast and lasted three days. See above idiocy to show what happens when you don't FB.
4. Bachelorette spoiler: I can see why Emily sent home Chris, though he's way cuter than Jef and Sean (not Arie). He seems like a sweet guy, though a bit uptight. Jef and Sean aren't competition for Arie, in my book.
5. Yentl: Dish had a Streisgasm this morning. Why did I not see this masterpiece before? Moral of the story: No one gets Babs because she's so special.
6. What is Suze Orman DOING? Dishmama called me in a panic last night over Suze hawking short term life insurance and her pre-paid credit card. This is not the Suze we know and love. She's already rich. Why is she doing this? I tried to find out information from her website and it smells like a duck.
2 comments:
Not short term life insurance, term life insurance. Someone isn't paying attention to Suze!
Sorry, Mom!!! Short and term kinda mean the same thing to me. I'm so ditzy and ignorant about $$$$.
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