Ellen on American Idol???

So maybe Dish will watch even though losing Paula Abdul is a deep wound. Ellen DeGeneres is a beacon of hope. Everything she touches turns to gold. She was the fabulous choice to represent Cover Girl (brilliant because she's adorable!) and she's funny without using four-letter words. I would love to see her waltz with Simon Cowell. Those two will make it seem as if the other bland-as-my-cooking judges don't exist--though Kara and Randy are excellent reps for the music biz, just zzzzzz. Ellen will spice things up. I couldn't live on Simon alone, though I do find him perversely attractive.