Saturday, October 17, 2009

Amelia

It’s now a rule that Hilary Swank has to look like a boy in every movie. The only film where she’s girly is P.S. I Love You, though Gerard Butler brings out the woman in everyone. Amelia is coming out just in time for Oscar season and I can’t bear to see it. I don’t want to sit for two hours wishing I could fix her hair or apply a little more eyeliner and lipstick. Let her rack up those Oscars. We all know I’m way hotter and this is sad. She has such gorgeous features, is talented and loveable. So, why not obey the main credo of the Jack MacFarlane School of Acting: Acting is attracting. Work it, Hilary.

3 comments:

md said...

The Daily News shows HS in a very glamorous gown, as she appears in Town and Country. Somebody must have read Dish's mind.

Dish said...

Dish's message permeates the masses.

John Haracopos said...

Hillary Swank is the luckiest actress alive! J.J. believes her to be talented. An Oscar for "Boys Don't Cry" YES!! "Million Dollar Baby"??? No No No!!!
She manages to get cast in the manlywoman roles and bring home accolades but it's not because of a huge talent it's because she is a manlywoman!
I hear she only dates men who are bottoms; she must strap one on to get off...